February 2012
8 posts
lastsecretgarden asked: I certainly do not take an ounce of credit for any of the work found on my blog (that wasn't produced by me), I just don't do reblogs, and I don't give credit. It's Tumblr, all art is free art here, and I am not involved in any way in the community, so I claim my right to post others work in such a fashion. Regardless, all the love to the original artist, who I follow.
pizzakween: OH GOD I NEED FRIED CHICKEN
Ladybird: the black in you calls
omajinai asked: HAO TO TUCHES MI BALS
January 2012
7 posts
Not that I enjoy being stared at on the bus but
why does it always have to be by the sketchy black guys?
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
7 posts
I really want me one of those Premier Care walk in...
My hamster's fur has gotten to the point where I...
What are you doing Jimmy you are supposed to be low maintenance
Pretentious Foodie Bullshit for you and all your asshole friends
October 2011
19 posts
An, I feel like a freak. All I wanna do is school work so I can get...
– Lyn
Princess Alex
Alex: What’s this thing?
Me: What thing?
Alex: This brown thing in your fridge drawer
Me: …an avocado?
Alex: But I thought they were green.
Me: Yes. They’re green. On the inside.
Alex: Oh, I didn’t know, I’ve never seen an avocado that wasn’t cut open already.
Me: ALEX AND HIS ADVENTURES IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD
Alex: SHUT UP I DON’T EAT AVOCADO OKAY
...
Apparently smelling cat poop does something to your brain that makes you...
– My genius of a sister
Watched the Breaking Bad finale
*ULTIMA-HYPERVENTILATION*
if anyone can please learn how to successfully put me in a cryogenic slumber until the next season, banana cupcakes WILL be available.
September 2011
3 posts
Men always make me want to kill myself. I just want to love my cat forever and...
– Roxanna
my dick isnt short. I will not have you slandering my dick. Good day, woman.
– Alex Linton
why you be mean to me? My dick is of superior quality
– Alex Linton
August 2011
3 posts
May 2011
2 posts
Texting about vegetables with my male girlfriend
AWESOME DAY