February 2012
8 posts
Feb 14th
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lastsecretgarden asked: I certainly do not take an ounce of credit for any of the work found on my blog (that wasn't produced by me), I just don't do reblogs, and I don't give credit. It's Tumblr, all art is free art here, and I am not involved in any way in the community, so I claim my right to post others work in such a fashion. Regardless, all the love to the original artist, who I follow.
Feb 13th
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pizzakween: OH GOD I NEED FRIED CHICKEN
Ladybird: the black in you calls
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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omajinai asked: HAO TO TUCHES MI BALS
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
7 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 16th
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Not that I enjoy being stared at on the bus but
why does it always have to be by the sketchy black guys?
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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December 2011
2 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 11th
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November 2011
7 posts
I really want me one of those Premier Care walk in...
Nov 28th
Nov 26th
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My hamster's fur has gotten to the point where I...
What are you doing Jimmy you are supposed to be low maintenance
Nov 16th
9 notes
WatchWatch
Pretentious Foodie Bullshit for you and all your asshole friends
Nov 8th
Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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October 2011
19 posts
“An, I feel like a freak. All I wanna do is school work so I can get...”
– Lyn
Oct 29th
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Princess Alex
Alex: What’s this thing? Me: What thing? Alex: This brown thing in your fridge drawer Me: …an avocado? Alex: But I thought they were green. Me: Yes. They’re green. On the inside. Alex: Oh, I didn’t know, I’ve never seen an avocado that wasn’t cut open already. Me: ALEX AND HIS ADVENTURES IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD Alex: SHUT UP I DON’T EAT AVOCADO OKAY ...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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“Apparently smelling cat poop does something to your brain that makes you...”
– My genius of a sister
Oct 28th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 11th
195 notes
Watched the Breaking Bad finale
*ULTIMA-HYPERVENTILATION* if anyone can please learn how to successfully put me in a cryogenic slumber until the next season, banana cupcakes WILL be available.
Oct 11th
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Oct 8th
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September 2011
3 posts
“Men always make me want to kill myself. I just want to love my cat forever and...”
– Roxanna
Sep 22nd
“my dick isnt short. I will not have you slandering my dick. Good day, woman.”
– Alex Linton
Sep 21st
“why you be mean to me? My dick is of superior quality”
– Alex Linton
Sep 21st
August 2011
3 posts
Aug 29th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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May 2011
2 posts
Texting about vegetables with my male girlfriend
AWESOME DAY
May 3rd